Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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