If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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