just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
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