I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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