yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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