I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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