Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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