I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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