The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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