try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Help. Why am I so naked?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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