she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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