You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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