She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
my liver is dry heaving
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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