I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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