the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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