a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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