Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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