One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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