and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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