Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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