I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
you mean i was at the winter classic?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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