she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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