my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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