so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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