:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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