Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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