But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
