Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
the raccoons are back...
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