I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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