Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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