last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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