I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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