Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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