Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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