Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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