Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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