the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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