What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Ketchup is God's man juice
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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