remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Randomize