4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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