Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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