S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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