Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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