don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
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He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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