its not stalking. its research.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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