It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
why is half of my head shaved?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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