Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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