She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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