you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Randomize
