Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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