Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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