i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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