So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Randomize
