People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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