dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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